Merry Christmas, Mary Claire

So, we've been friends for three years.
Cool.
Merry Christmas.

YOU ATHEIST.
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John Lennon

—Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

accioandrea:

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Happy Xmas (War is Over) - John Lennon

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shhhhjustcome:

peaceoutcubscout:

lafawnduh-:

It’s your birthday so I know you want to ride outEven if we only go to my houseSip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couchFeels good, but I know you want to cry outYou say you want passion, I think you found itGet ready for action, don’t be astoundedWe switching positions, you feel surroundedTell me where you want your gift, christBoy, you know I-I-I, Boy, you know I-I-II been feenin’Wake up in the late nightBeen dreamin’ about your loving, boyBoy, you know I-I-I, girl, you know I-I-IDon’t need candles and cakeJust need your body to makeBirthday sex, birthday sex(It’s the best day of the year, girl)Birthday sex, birthday sex(G-spot, g-spot, let me that g-spot, g-spot, boy)See you sexy in the them robes got me on 101-2-3, think I got you pinnedDon’t tap out, fight until the endRing that bell, and we gon’ start over againWe grindin’ with passion, cause it’s your birthdayBeen at it for hours, I know you thirstyYou kiss me so sweetly, taste just like Hershey’sJust tell me how you want your gift, boyBoy, you know I-I-I, Boy, you know I-I-II been feenin’Wake up in the late nightBeen dreamin’ about your loving, BoyBoy, you know I-I-I, girl, you know I-I-IDon’t need candles and cakeJust need your body to makeBirthday sex, birthday sex(It’s the best day of the year, boy)Birthday sex, birthday sex(G-spot, g-spot, let me hit that g-spot, g-spot, boy)First I’m gonna take a dive into the holy water deepUntil I know I pleased that body (body)Or boy without a broom I might just sweep you off your feetAnd make you wanna tell somebody (body) how I doOr maybe we can float on top my waterbed (bed)You close your eyes as I improv between your legsWe work our way from kitchens, stoves and tablesBoy, you know I’m more than able to please, yeahYou say you wanted flowers on the bed (on the bed)But you got me in hours on the bed

I’M LITERALLY GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAi

OH MY GOD

shhhhjustcome:

peaceoutcubscout:

lafawnduh-:

It’s your birthday so I know you want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house
Sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch
Feels good, but I know you want to cry out
You say you want passion, I think you found it
Get ready for action, don’t be astounded
We switching positions, you feel surrounded
Tell me where you want your gift, christ

Boy, you know I-I-I, Boy, you know I-I-I
I been feenin’
Wake up in the late night
Been dreamin’ about your loving, boy
Boy, you know I-I-I, girl, you know I-I-I
Don’t need candles and cake
Just need your body to make
Birthday sex, birthday sex
(It’s the best day of the year, girl)
Birthday sex, birthday sex
(G-spot, g-spot, let me that g-spot, g-spot, boy)

See you sexy in the them robes got me on 10
1-2-3, think I got you pinned
Don’t tap out, fight until the end
Ring that bell, and we gon’ start over again
We grindin’ with passion, cause it’s your birthday
Been at it for hours, I know you thirsty
You kiss me so sweetly, taste just like Hershey’s
Just tell me how you want your gift, boy

Boy, you know I-I-I, Boy, you know I-I-I
I been feenin’
Wake up in the late night
Been dreamin’ about your loving, Boy
Boy, you know I-I-I, girl, you know I-I-I
Don’t need candles and cake
Just need your body to make
Birthday sex, birthday sex
(It’s the best day of the year, boy)
Birthday sex, birthday sex
(G-spot, g-spot, let me hit that g-spot, g-spot, boy)

First I’m gonna take a dive into the holy water deep
Until I know I pleased that body (body)
Or boy without a broom I might just sweep you off your feet
And make you wanna tell somebody (body) how I do
Or maybe we can float on top my waterbed (bed)
You close your eyes as I improv between your legs
We work our way from kitchens, stoves and tables
Boy, you know I’m more than able to please, yeah
You say you wanted flowers on the bed (on the bed)
But you got me in hours on the bed

I’M LITERALLY GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAi

OH MY GOD

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All Time Low

—Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass

fuckyeahjalex:

merry christmas, kiss me ass. - all time low.

merry xmas ladies and gents. C:

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